Within one liner centimeter of you lower colon there lives and works more bacteria than all humans who have ever been born. Yet many people continue to assert that it is we who are in charge of the world.
Neil deGrasse Tyson (via skepticaleyebrows)
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hopepotamus:

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

ball is life

hopepotamus:

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

ball is life

(Reblogged from wasarahbi)
But I don’t want comfort.
I want God,
I want poetry,
I want real danger,
I want freedom,
I want goodness.
I want sin.

Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (via wordsnquotes)

My favorite book of all time!

(Reblogged from crmediagal)
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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*<p>GPOY</p>
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isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign

Gosh, I love English football.

(Reblogged from detroit-unicorn-slut)

ohnewsroom:

Assistant Editor: She wouldn’t give you her age?

Reporter: No.

News Editor: What’s her village and middle initial? I’ll get you her age. I have the 2008 voter registration list. I’ve got her birthdate.

sometimes it’s literally our job to be super creepy :)

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arandellet:

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers.

so cute!

(Reblogged from marykatewiles)

The people have spoken.

washingtonpost:

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Americans prefer red wine to white wine.

Wow, Michigan. Why you like red wine so much?

(Reblogged from washingtonpost)
When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

Ava Gardner  (via thatkindofwoman)

I’ll go with you, Kate!

(Source: misswallflower)

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Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.
Tyler Kent White

(Source: allwereallyneedisweed)

(Reblogged from hermionejg)
I don’t have the prettiest face for you to see, or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but I do have the biggest heart to love you with.
Unknown

(Source: psych-facts)

(Reblogged from crmediagal)

You guys…

itismytimenow:

IT’S SWEATER WEATHER!

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edwardspoonhands:

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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This madness must end…someone please develop awesome girl pants with plenty of pockets. According to my dash, they will do quite well.

(Source: offpluto)

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